While on tour in San Francisco last year, meat and cheese junkies The Meaty Cheesy Boys signed a $2.3 million contract with Corynthian Plastics to license a line of action figures with the likeness of the Meaty Cheesy Boys. The deal was put on hold when band members received the first prototypes which appeared to be Gumby dolls holding microphones made of play-dough. "Hey, we told them guys we'd make some figurines and we made some figurines. I mean, this contract wasn't the Magna Carta or nothin'," stated Corynthian representative, Shady Dale. "Don't think we won't come through with a very quality line of Cheesy Meat-Meat Brothers." Band members refused to comment, but Manager Franky Bananas reported them to be "miffed."
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