5th street in New York turned into a zoo recently when obsessive fans thought they spotted the obsessively reclusive The Other EJ. It turned out to be a tourist from California named Eric Swanger who just looked very similar to the fair-skinned vocalist. A young lady incited the mob scene when she began frantically pinching and rubbing Swanger. As the startled man ran away, dozens more young women followed in hot pursuit. "As I rounded 32nd street I looked behind me and saw them coming out of the woodworks," related a still trembling Swanger. "By the time I reached 5th street I turned my ankle on a curb and went down. When the girls started ripping at my clothes, I received an acute wedgie that nearly ripped me in half." The Meaty Cheesy Boys relayed their apologies to the innocent lookalike and sent him a care package including an Ultimate Cheeseburger.
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